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This post is titled That was harsh... by author SoulJah.
Even for my standards... But yeah, another good lesson in life... Life moving onwards without you... Bye... Thanks for a not so great relationship...
Posted by SoulJah at 11:23:00 PM
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This post is titled Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen by author SoulJah.
Source: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040528/od_nm/zambia_suicide_dc
| LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday. The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise. "He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said. The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers. The hen was slaughtered after the incident. |
Source: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040528/od_nm/zambia_suicide_dc
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This post is titled AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! by author SoulJah.
I'm getting tired of their shit. Please people. Copy this, and upload it to your sites. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please...
Let's spread the word. Me myself am gonna go to JTB again to complain, with more people backing me up this time. And I'm gonna cause some fucking mayhem there. Just you JTB fucktards watch.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! Someone will pay! Someone will fucken pay!!!
I'm getting tired of their shit. Please people. Copy this, and upload it to your sites. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please...
Let's spread the word. Me myself am gonna go to JTB again to complain, with more people backing me up this time. And I'm gonna cause some fucking mayhem there. Just you JTB fucktards watch.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! Someone will pay! Someone will fucken pay!!!
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This post is titled oh the irony ... a clown ... by author GodZul.
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Spanky, a clown with the renowned Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus, has been arrested on charges stemming from a child pornography investigation, law enforcement officials said Tuesday.
A clown huh ? Can it be more obvious ? heheh :P
A clown huh ? Can it be more obvious ? heheh :P
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This post is titled Beavis? by author SoulJah.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh...
Story : http://www.geocities.com/cal_culus_uo/Beavis.htm
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh...
Story : http://www.geocities.com/cal_culus_uo/Beavis.htm
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This post is titled so I was shot down in public right... Bam Bam Bam !!! Ka Boom !!! by author GodZul.
Our sad story started on a cold, dreary, wet night at the Mall. It was raining outside so I didn't want to leave the Mall ( a decision I regret now, I should 've just fought the damn monsoon ), checked my phone it was a quarter past 9. I decide to ride the escalators up and down the floors to waste some time, and yes I am a child at heart, a big chubby child at heart.
On my third ride up and down, I noticed this fine looking girl. She was shortish, petitte, kinda Orientalish looking leaning towards Eurasianish ( yes, that is my type ), she had the sweetest smile from about 15 feet away. So I stopped at the first floor of the Mall walked to the balcony bit, where you can look down into the middle of the Mall, and started doing the looking at her and looking away thing. My plan was to walk over and pretend like I know her or have seen her somewhere.
I did the looking at her, looking away thing for about 10 minutes, prepared my line and walked towards her. And it when down like this ( mind you, I left in the Malay bits for those who can understand it. :D ) :
Me: "Hmmm... I think I know you... Macam kenal..."
Her: "Iyakan ? Have we really met ?"
Me: "Yeah... where was it ? Di mana ah... ?"
And then I just kept talking with her for about another 5 minutes. It was a nice medium length conversation, nothing too stupid on my part ( I think :P ). But then all her friends started too swarm around us. And I was panicking and getting freaked.
Me: "Any kawan-kawan you ni ? Are these all your friends ?"
Her: "Awu... Yes... this is bla bla bla ( wasn't really listening )"
Me: "Hello... Hi ! ( /me waves enthusiastically )"
Then next came the part where her friends pulled her away and started whispering with her. I heard someone mentioning "stalker", "chubby" and "do you really know him ?". She had a wierd look and walked towards me.
Her: "Do I really know you ?"
Me: "Yeah remember from tha place with that thing... ( /me starts to get flustered )"
Her: "Di mana... ? Where... ?"
Me: "Remember... ( /me starts to sweat profusely ) At the pluhh... "
I didn't get to say "place" when she snapped back.
Her: "Malas ku kan me-LAYAN... !!! Uh uh I don't CARE... !!! Talk to the hand biatch !"
Then she walked away with her friends.
Dammit ! I got shot down right in public. I blame it on her friends. Why do girls have to move in packs like goddamn wolves ?!? Why ?!? Her friends ruined it for us. I was sooooooo close. ( Ok maybe I was a wierdo stalker, but that was a long time ago :P )
And yes I'm taking lessons from Souljah. He promises "Join and you'll be a PLAYA in two weeks or your money back" ( Actual slogan on ad :P ).
Haha so maybe I'll report back after my lessons. Man ! Here's hoping I won't get shot down again. Ok maybe not in public. Ok maybe not at the Mall. Ok maybe not at 9:15. Oh man! It's so damn obvious I'm gonna get shot down again :P.
On my third ride up and down, I noticed this fine looking girl. She was shortish, petitte, kinda Orientalish looking leaning towards Eurasianish ( yes, that is my type ), she had the sweetest smile from about 15 feet away. So I stopped at the first floor of the Mall walked to the balcony bit, where you can look down into the middle of the Mall, and started doing the looking at her and looking away thing. My plan was to walk over and pretend like I know her or have seen her somewhere.
I did the looking at her, looking away thing for about 10 minutes, prepared my line and walked towards her. And it when down like this ( mind you, I left in the Malay bits for those who can understand it. :D ) :
Me: "Hmmm... I think I know you... Macam kenal..."
Her: "Iyakan ? Have we really met ?"
Me: "Yeah... where was it ? Di mana ah... ?"
And then I just kept talking with her for about another 5 minutes. It was a nice medium length conversation, nothing too stupid on my part ( I think :P ). But then all her friends started too swarm around us. And I was panicking and getting freaked.
Me: "Any kawan-kawan you ni ? Are these all your friends ?"
Her: "Awu... Yes... this is bla bla bla ( wasn't really listening )"
Me: "Hello... Hi ! ( /me waves enthusiastically )"
Then next came the part where her friends pulled her away and started whispering with her. I heard someone mentioning "stalker", "chubby" and "do you really know him ?". She had a wierd look and walked towards me.
Her: "Do I really know you ?"
Me: "Yeah remember from tha place with that thing... ( /me starts to get flustered )"
Her: "Di mana... ? Where... ?"
Me: "Remember... ( /me starts to sweat profusely ) At the pluhh... "
I didn't get to say "place" when she snapped back.
Her: "Malas ku kan me-LAYAN... !!! Uh uh I don't CARE... !!! Talk to the hand biatch !"
Then she walked away with her friends.
Dammit ! I got shot down right in public. I blame it on her friends. Why do girls have to move in packs like goddamn wolves ?!? Why ?!? Her friends ruined it for us. I was sooooooo close. ( Ok maybe I was a wierdo stalker, but that was a long time ago :P )
And yes I'm taking lessons from Souljah. He promises "Join and you'll be a PLAYA in two weeks or your money back" ( Actual slogan on ad :P ).
Haha so maybe I'll report back after my lessons. Man ! Here's hoping I won't get shot down again. Ok maybe not in public. Ok maybe not at the Mall. Ok maybe not at 9:15. Oh man! It's so damn obvious I'm gonna get shot down again :P.
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This post is titled I need money fool! by author SoulJah.
Yes, I'm helluva broke... Makes me think twice about splurging on my friends and the missus... But ah well, a man's worth is his friends or stuff like that...
Let's see. What have I been up to. Ah yes. The operation. The operation to remove that weird thing from my ear. Man, I've had that thing (cyst maybe?) since, like, ever. It was like on Monday, the 24th, which I was supposed to have my Computer Systems Architecture test on the same day. But yeah, I had a letter from the ENT or Ear, Nose, and Throat Specialist Doc to inform the lecturers so it was all good. Also helped my friends to understand some concepts the previous night so at least that got me out the house and that also got me to think about things other than my impending operation.
So I got into the ward at 7.45am right, and I was told to go to bed number 13, (lucky 13!) and change my clothes to those god awful prison garbs. Then proceeded to wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. Then my friends came over to tell me about the god awful test that they had, so it was cool seeing them. Then like, I don't know, 10 minutes or so after they left, the help told me to get ready to be carried into the operating theater.
So got ready, got on the carrying bed, and was pushed all the way to the theater room. I'm telling ya, the feeling of looking upwards toward the ceiling, as if your field of vision is limited, and whats more, I was naked from the waist under, so it was sure as hell I ain't gonna be running from last minute nerves. Got into the waiting area after being asked some standard questions, then again waited.
Just as I was waiting, there was another person being operated on just adjacent to the room I was in, which will be my operating theater after that. I was listening to the heart beeping thingy singing its merry rhythm, when I heard that apparently the surgeons were finished with their jobs. That's when the scariest sound you can ever hear in an operating theater was echoing loudly throughout the room. The sound of silence.
I was like freaking out that the old man was not responding to the doctors plea to breathe in heavily. I was just about to get up when I reminded myself that my butt is pasty white and I'll look ridiculous running away. Then the sweet sound of the heart beeping thin started again, and I was helluva relieved.
After the old man was pushed out, next it was me. I was then pushed under the bright lights, and prepped for the surgery. After some local anesthetics was delivered to the skin around my ear lobes, I began not to feel my ear. Then without fanfare, the doc just punctured the skin of my lobe, then asked "Does it hurt?", answered no, then he continued merrily cutting away at the inner connectors of the cyst thing to the innards of my ear lobe skin. I'm telling ya, listening to the rustle of the scissor cutting away at my ear lobe is not something I'd like to hear all the time.
Then, the doctor asked me, "Do you wanna bring this thing home?", "OH YES! OH YES!" hahahaha. Yeah I get to bring it home! Then he put it in some formalin solution and then he sew me up and I was done. Not long after, I was pushed back to my ward. I then immediately took pictures so I can upload it to b0g, then remembered that my friends brought me some cigs. I immediately put on my pants (very important) then started for the door, making sure that the nurses doesn't see me (and stopping me from smoking).
Got home at 6! Yay! I was sure as hell not gonna stay over there at the ward. It's so damn depressing and that place is filled with bacteria, you just can't believe it!
Oh that b0g post? http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/news.php?artc=12419. I'll post all of the pictures from the day to a directory and serve it all out. Uploading pics one by one is a helluva bitch!
Let's see. What have I been up to. Ah yes. The operation. The operation to remove that weird thing from my ear. Man, I've had that thing (cyst maybe?) since, like, ever. It was like on Monday, the 24th, which I was supposed to have my Computer Systems Architecture test on the same day. But yeah, I had a letter from the ENT or Ear, Nose, and Throat Specialist Doc to inform the lecturers so it was all good. Also helped my friends to understand some concepts the previous night so at least that got me out the house and that also got me to think about things other than my impending operation.
So I got into the ward at 7.45am right, and I was told to go to bed number 13, (lucky 13!) and change my clothes to those god awful prison garbs. Then proceeded to wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. Then my friends came over to tell me about the god awful test that they had, so it was cool seeing them. Then like, I don't know, 10 minutes or so after they left, the help told me to get ready to be carried into the operating theater.
So got ready, got on the carrying bed, and was pushed all the way to the theater room. I'm telling ya, the feeling of looking upwards toward the ceiling, as if your field of vision is limited, and whats more, I was naked from the waist under, so it was sure as hell I ain't gonna be running from last minute nerves. Got into the waiting area after being asked some standard questions, then again waited.
Just as I was waiting, there was another person being operated on just adjacent to the room I was in, which will be my operating theater after that. I was listening to the heart beeping thingy singing its merry rhythm, when I heard that apparently the surgeons were finished with their jobs. That's when the scariest sound you can ever hear in an operating theater was echoing loudly throughout the room. The sound of silence.
I was like freaking out that the old man was not responding to the doctors plea to breathe in heavily. I was just about to get up when I reminded myself that my butt is pasty white and I'll look ridiculous running away. Then the sweet sound of the heart beeping thin started again, and I was helluva relieved.
After the old man was pushed out, next it was me. I was then pushed under the bright lights, and prepped for the surgery. After some local anesthetics was delivered to the skin around my ear lobes, I began not to feel my ear. Then without fanfare, the doc just punctured the skin of my lobe, then asked "Does it hurt?", answered no, then he continued merrily cutting away at the inner connectors of the cyst thing to the innards of my ear lobe skin. I'm telling ya, listening to the rustle of the scissor cutting away at my ear lobe is not something I'd like to hear all the time.
Then, the doctor asked me, "Do you wanna bring this thing home?", "OH YES! OH YES!" hahahaha. Yeah I get to bring it home! Then he put it in some formalin solution and then he sew me up and I was done. Not long after, I was pushed back to my ward. I then immediately took pictures so I can upload it to b0g, then remembered that my friends brought me some cigs. I immediately put on my pants (very important) then started for the door, making sure that the nurses doesn't see me (and stopping me from smoking).
Got home at 6! Yay! I was sure as hell not gonna stay over there at the ward. It's so damn depressing and that place is filled with bacteria, you just can't believe it!
Oh that b0g post? http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/news.php?artc=12419. I'll post all of the pictures from the day to a directory and serve it all out. Uploading pics one by one is a helluva bitch!
Posted by SoulJah at 12:25:00 AM
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This post is titled Interesting ... by author GodZul.
So I was trolling on the news sites and I found this :
May 23, 2004 -- A bizarre new kids' sex craze is sweeping the city's elementary schools. Girls as young as 11 are stacking colorful rubber "sex bracelets" up their arms while their parents are unaware that each piece of the cheap jewelry represents a different sex act, according to a secret-code the kids share. Freekin' cool ain't it ? Getting sex at the age of 11. I wish I was that lucky :P
and then I remembered this on Snopes.com :
Youngsters signal sexual availability with jelly bracelets.
Here's the story from the New York Post and here's the article that's trying to debunk it. Nice ain't it ? The Internet is so much fun ...
May 23, 2004 -- A bizarre new kids' sex craze is sweeping the city's elementary schools. Girls as young as 11 are stacking colorful rubber "sex bracelets" up their arms while their parents are unaware that each piece of the cheap jewelry represents a different sex act, according to a secret-code the kids share. Freekin' cool ain't it ? Getting sex at the age of 11. I wish I was that lucky :P
and then I remembered this on Snopes.com :
Youngsters signal sexual availability with jelly bracelets.
Here's the story from the New York Post and here's the article that's trying to debunk it. Nice ain't it ? The Internet is so much fun ...
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This post is titled Glory Glory Man Utd !!! by author GodZul.
CARDIFF (Reuters) - Manchester United have fought off a brave but ultimately toothless challenge from the lions of Millwall to win the FA Cup final 3-0 and lift the trophy for a record-extending 11th time.
Wonderful game, Milwall put up a great fight but couldn't stop the onslaught by Man Utd. Great game all around for both teams.
Great goal by Christiano Ronaldo ... Woot !
Wonderful game, Milwall put up a great fight but couldn't stop the onslaught by Man Utd. Great game all around for both teams.
Great goal by Christiano Ronaldo ... Woot !
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This post is titled by author SoulJah.
Man! This is cool! This was posted by using Hello from Picasa. It allows you to post pictures to your Blogger like a snap! I suggest you all try it! I've been using it for a while now on a Pic Dump for our Department. It's helluva cool...
Links of interest...
http://itbcis19.blogspot.com
http://stupidlogic.fotopages.com
Man! This is cool! This was posted by using Hello from Picasa. It allows you to post pictures to your Blogger like a snap! I suggest you all try it! I've been using it for a while now on a Pic Dump for our Department. It's helluva cool...
Links of interest...
http://itbcis19.blogspot.com
http://stupidlogic.fotopages.com
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This post is titled I have too much free time .... by author GodZul.
Shoe porn ... 'nuff said ...
Am I the only one who thinks this is seXXeh ?
Hmm ... yes ... yes I am.
Am I the only one who thinks this is seXXeh ?
Hmm ... yes ... yes I am.
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This post is titled Snopes.com tries to debunk dumb childless couple story by author GodZul.
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Link here.
Link here.
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This post is titled Amateur rocket fired into space ! Wheee !! by author GodZul.
The Civilian Space eXploration Team's 6.5m (21ft) GoFast rocket is understood to have exceeded an altitude of 100km. The GoFast vehicle and its payload sent back signals from space before falling down to Earth for recovery.
The GoFast rocket - named after one of the project's sponsors - lifted off from the Black Rock Desert on Monday witnessed by officials from the US Federal Aviation Administration. The achievement comes at a time when it is widely expected that the first private astronaut will go into space in the next few weeks. Full article here
Muahahaha ! The first step in my plan for conquering the Moon ! Muahahaha !
SideNote :
I'll be looking for a Moon queen soon so would all the fine ladies out there please leave their numbers. Thanx
The GoFast rocket - named after one of the project's sponsors - lifted off from the Black Rock Desert on Monday witnessed by officials from the US Federal Aviation Administration. The achievement comes at a time when it is widely expected that the first private astronaut will go into space in the next few weeks. Full article here
Muahahaha ! The first step in my plan for conquering the Moon ! Muahahaha !
SideNote :
I'll be looking for a Moon queen soon so would all the fine ladies out there please leave their numbers. Thanx
Posted by GodZul at 12:14:00 AM
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This post is titled Childless couple told to try sex by author SoulJah.
Source: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahha!
| A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex. The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests. Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving. A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?". "We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate." The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education. |
Source: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahha!
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This post is titled Hah ! It seems that Intellignece failure is not a new thing. by author GodZul.
New declassified reports from World War 2 shows new interesting facts about what the US knew back in '42. One report showed that they knew about German's plan for genocide way before it happened and they didn't do anything about it. An American historian said the US didn't do anything because of "Intelligence failure". Hah!
I especially like the quote from a German translator that said "Hitler gobbled candy-colored pills and raved for a half-hour ''in a fit of frenzy'' with ''foam on his lips,'' questioning whether ''the German people are worthy of my great ideas.''"
Candy coloured pills, huh? Hehe Hitler was a Raver it seems ...
Click Here for rest of article.
EDITED BY SoulJah :
By judging from this thing, he probably was...
I especially like the quote from a German translator that said "Hitler gobbled candy-colored pills and raved for a half-hour ''in a fit of frenzy'' with ''foam on his lips,'' questioning whether ''the German people are worthy of my great ideas.''"
Candy coloured pills, huh? Hehe Hitler was a Raver it seems ...
Click Here for rest of article.
EDITED BY SoulJah :
By judging from this thing, he probably was...
Posted by GodZul at 5:16:00 AM
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This post is titled Vectorized... by author SoulJah.
by Amal at http://unangelic.org/fwap/
by Amal at http://unangelic.org/fwap/
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This post is titled Can it be? Has Bush deceived us all again? Has that sneaky weasel swindled the whole planet? by author SoulJah.
http://marc.perkel.com/index.html
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/193331p-166984c.html
http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/forum.php?f=general&p=626
And oh... A discussion on b0g.org about stuff that matters most...
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/193331p-166984c.html
http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/forum.php?f=general&p=626
And oh... A discussion on b0g.org about stuff that matters most...
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This post is titled Life is helluva hectic! by author SoulJah.
Gonna be having exams for the next few days, so posts are gonna be far and few between, as if anyone cares... Anyway, yesterday's paper was ok, Programming Concepts... And I thank heavens I crammed until 5 am, along with my fallen (asleep) buddies over at a friend's house... I tell ya, remembering stuff helps if you can associate them with the chorus of snores...
Afterwards, wanted to drive back home, but I just realised that I left the car and house keys on the ignition! aaragnhiaeujlisjigsg! So had to get Fandi drive me over. Was about to climb into the house through the kitchen window when the plastic chair gave in under my weight. The things that ran through my head at that exact moment?
1. Shit, my foot is already on the window sill.
2. Oh shit, I can't move my other foot fast enough.
3. This sliding window can't possibly support my weight...
4. Fucking shit, this is gonna be painful.
5. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW......
6. Stupid window, why does it have to be so close to the drain...
Heh... That was really stupid.
So cleaned myself up a bit, check some e-mail then went to sleep, awaiting the paper which was gonna be at 8.30. Yes, had to get up at 7.30, so I had roughly an hour of sleep. Thank god all the shit I read came out... Huzzah!!!
And... Yeah... Sorry couldn't get to the movies babes... Something came up...
Afterwards, wanted to drive back home, but I just realised that I left the car and house keys on the ignition! aaragnhiaeujlisjigsg! So had to get Fandi drive me over. Was about to climb into the house through the kitchen window when the plastic chair gave in under my weight. The things that ran through my head at that exact moment?
1. Shit, my foot is already on the window sill.
2. Oh shit, I can't move my other foot fast enough.
3. This sliding window can't possibly support my weight...
4. Fucking shit, this is gonna be painful.
5. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW......
6. Stupid window, why does it have to be so close to the drain...
Heh... That was really stupid.
So cleaned myself up a bit, check some e-mail then went to sleep, awaiting the paper which was gonna be at 8.30. Yes, had to get up at 7.30, so I had roughly an hour of sleep. Thank god all the shit I read came out... Huzzah!!!
And... Yeah... Sorry couldn't get to the movies babes... Something came up...
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This post is titled Headlines !! by author GodZul.
Double Amputee Arrested in Rape of 78 year old woman. Click here to read more. Best headline ever !
Man Fatally Bitten by Sexually Aroused Horse. Click here to read more. Bwahahahahahahahahaha !!!!! He got killed by a HORNY horse !! Hahaha
Man Fatally Bitten by Sexually Aroused Horse. Click here to read more. Bwahahahahahahahahaha !!!!! He got killed by a HORNY horse !! Hahaha
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This post is titled Yay! by author SoulJah.
Hahahahah lawaaaaaa Faz! Kambing tu ah?
Hahahahah lawaaaaaa Faz! Kambing tu ah?
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This post is titled GIMME J00R LINKZ0RS!!! by author SoulJah.
Yeah, I seem like an asshole for not even mentioning people that have been directing itty bitty hits to my site, and I wish to change that. Gimme your links! NOW! I'll put it up. Honest. Just email it to souljah[at]gmail[dot]com. If there's an 88 x 31 button, all the better, but if you're just a lazy bum (who isn't?) I'll have a look see what's on your site and I'll make one for you. This invitation goes out to everyone. Oh don't forget. As I have like a lot of emails on the gmail account (*cough* *cough* 170 Megs *cough* *cough*) be sure to mark your subject with [link] , and send it along with your site details and stuff,
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This post is titled ComCast Fires Entire TechTV Staff by author SoulJah.
Although I don't believe in petitions and it's power to sway the decisions of mega million dollar companies, but it's worth a fucking try. Damn. Another sour taste in my mouth by these bullshit corporate fucktards. Die.
http://www.petitiononline.com/tech001/petition.html
| According to Leo Laporte, former host of The Screensavers on TechTV (formerly ZDTV), all employees of TechTV have been given 60 days notice. The tech channel was purchased recently by ComCast, and rumors had been all-but-confirmed for quite a while that the operations would be saturated into the G4 network. TechTV's offices were in San Francisco, G4 is in LA. Employees of TechTV have been told that 100 jobs in LA will be available for them to apply for if they wish to relocate. Thus, essentially they are out of jobs... considering the things I've heard on how they've been treated up till this point, even moving down the block would be further than some would go. While I didn't watch it often, TechTV did entertain and educate quite a few non-technical people (and some techs as well), and they should be applauded. Our best of luck to the folks at TechTV. Source: http://techfocus.org/print.php?id=4410 |
| I've just learned that G4 has fired the entire staff of TechTV. Per the WARN Act (governing plant closings) all the employees of TechTV have been given 60 days notice. The San Francisco operation will be shuttered by July. 100 of the existing jobs will be posted for those willing to relocate to LA. Outgoing COO, Joe Gillespie will say good-bye to the troops tomorrow. Incoming CEO Charles Hirschorn will say hello (and good-bye) on Monday. No word on which shows G4 will keep or which hosts will be kept on. Source: http://leo.typepad.com/tlr/2004/05/comcast_fires_t.html |
Although I don't believe in petitions and it's power to sway the decisions of mega million dollar companies, but it's worth a fucking try. Damn. Another sour taste in my mouth by these bullshit corporate fucktards. Die.
http://www.petitiononline.com/tech001/petition.html
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This post is titled I'm 21! Yay? More like *pwa* *pwa* *pwa* by author SoulJah.
Coz I'm helluva broke! Ahahahahahah! I spent around $100 bucks in total today I think... Which ain't bad, coz I'm using the money I'm supposed to be keeping aside to pay for the E Speed 2 service, which hopefully, the billing ain't in effect yet.
So how was my day? First I had to hand in my assignment, which apparently, everyone is copying off of each other. Then at lunch, was only supposed to treat 3 of my closest friend, but word got out that it was my birthday and almost everyone I'm close with was at the table, apparently waiting for the word go. So had to treat all of em, and last head count was at 8 including me. Hahahah thank god I just took em to the Mall Food Court... At least it was relatively *cheaper* there :S
Then got home, chilled out at the living room, then got up to my room... Hahahah ya know my parents are sweet, they bought me a card, with a fifty note in it, but the funny thing is, the card said, "To our son-in-law"!??!?!?! That just made me smile and wanted to hug em right then.
So got ready for the night out at the movies watching Van Helsing, but again, the balls and chain was late... Almost half an hour late... Grah! But yeah, it was a total dud. I prefer not to go into details...
After her sister picks her up (Why am I not sending her home? Coz I ph34r the dad!) then proceeded to keep my promise and headed out to Arena and play pool with some friends. Then after that, just went straight to home. Yeah, better than last years', but still, I'd say it's a total dud, and it sucked. Major ass.
So how was my day? First I had to hand in my assignment, which apparently, everyone is copying off of each other. Then at lunch, was only supposed to treat 3 of my closest friend, but word got out that it was my birthday and almost everyone I'm close with was at the table, apparently waiting for the word go. So had to treat all of em, and last head count was at 8 including me. Hahahah thank god I just took em to the Mall Food Court... At least it was relatively *cheaper* there :S
Then got home, chilled out at the living room, then got up to my room... Hahahah ya know my parents are sweet, they bought me a card, with a fifty note in it, but the funny thing is, the card said, "To our son-in-law"!??!?!?! That just made me smile and wanted to hug em right then.
So got ready for the night out at the movies watching Van Helsing, but again, the balls and chain was late... Almost half an hour late... Grah! But yeah, it was a total dud. I prefer not to go into details...
After her sister picks her up (Why am I not sending her home? Coz I ph34r the dad!) then proceeded to keep my promise and headed out to Arena and play pool with some friends. Then after that, just went straight to home. Yeah, better than last years', but still, I'd say it's a total dud, and it sucked. Major ass.
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This post is titled I want to watch Body Jumper again!!! by author SoulJah.
Hahahah oh yeah... I wanna tell you of a gem of a Thai movie I found while boringly surfing the channels on Astro. As luck would have it, I went through Channel 8, Prima. Ok, I know it's a fucking boring channel, but I saw a glimpse of a hot chick bathing in the river while wearing a white shirt, so I just froze immediately.
It's supposed to be a horror movie or something like that, but that scene where the guys were taking a peek at the girl bathing at the river, that was fucking hilarious it made me stay on the channel. Imagine this... Four guys... Lining up, staring at that hot chick, and at the bottom of the picture, a branch of wood just floated up... I was confused at first (coz hey, I thought it was supposed to be a horror movie), but then I split my sides laughing! Ahahahahahahahahahahahah! That was fucking hilarious. Well ok, some of you might think it's so gay of me laughing at that erection joke, but I remember one time way back in MS that we had the same joke, but with a rising table. Man, that sure 'lifted' our spirits while sitting at the hall waiting for our exam papers.
I'm rambling again. Damn. Well, anyway it's about some ghost called a Pop that inhabits people's bodies and then goes off on a rampage at the guys' college, devouring the victim's livers. There's where the funny bit comes.
Well, ok, I stayed on for the spectafuckingularly hot chick.
The cast of characters rocks too. Obviously, the ghost is played by a hot chick whose real name escapes me, but her character is called Ger in it (above picture, the fourth one from the left). Danai Smuthkochorn as Com (second one from the left), Angela Grant as Fah (she's cute too, the one in the middle). Some dude with dreadlocks. A buff transvestite, named Bella. Hahahah sorry belly babes. Some other supporting characters. But damn. Are they funny. Let's put it this way. It's possibly funnier than Scary Movie, but it sure as damn hell is funnier than I Still Know What You Did Last Friday the 13th.
Some memorable moments.
- Penile induced wood branch lifting.
- One of the guys got angry at them looking at the bathing chick, which proceeds to jump up and smash down on the branch.
- Him getting mercilessly beaten for doing that.
- Picnic table erection incident.
- The ghost with bedsheet as a cover, dances, and seeing her silhouette. Drool.
- The ghost using a magnifying glass looking at the dude's penis. (The were about to have homosapiens - ectoplasmic sex. Don't ask why.)
- The ghost going into a lift full of guys, then when the door re opens, all the guys are in a pile on the lift floor, dead.
- Breast size jokes, which is horrendously mean. Really. It is.
- Doraemon underwear.
- Blood flowing outta noses when looking at the hot ghost.
- The part where the guy dropped the fork to look up the skirt of the ghost, found that the waiter already beat him to it.
- The transvestite whining after being told to use the men's bathroom, "Now I have to pee standing up again!"
- One of the girls that, so characteristic of a scary movie, fell, and then took a minute to impart wisdom on her boyfriend. Brush your teeth. Floss. Eat vegetables. Then she got up and ran away anyway.
- The weapon to fight the ghost is a condom balloon.
- The guy told the girl to take out the condom (weapon) as the ghost was nearing them. Then she sheepishly said, "Not nowwwwww..." or something to that effect.
- The tool to look for the ghost is a camcorder. Which is also an X-Ray capable camera.
- The transvestite drooling when using it to look at guys dancing.
- Stuttering air vent cleaner. Don't ask.
- One step to completely banish the ghost was to connect electrodes to the nipples. Again, don't ask.
Ok if any of you guys can read Thai, I wanna know where to get this movie. I know it's somewhere in the depths of Komunis. I prefer to get a DVD version of this.
Some more links to aid you to understand what I just rambled on and on about, and to hopefully also look out for this movie:
http://slasherpool.starbase.se/htm/reviews/bodyjumper.htm
http://www.nixflix.com/reviews/bodyjumper.htm
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/BodyJumper-1120822/preview.php
http://dvds.shoppingsavvy.com/556-Body-Jumper-DVD.html
http://www.hkflix.com/xq/asp/filmID.2728/qx/details.htm
It's supposed to be a horror movie or something like that, but that scene where the guys were taking a peek at the girl bathing at the river, that was fucking hilarious it made me stay on the channel. Imagine this... Four guys... Lining up, staring at that hot chick, and at the bottom of the picture, a branch of wood just floated up... I was confused at first (coz hey, I thought it was supposed to be a horror movie), but then I split my sides laughing! Ahahahahahahahahahahahah! That was fucking hilarious. Well ok, some of you might think it's so gay of me laughing at that erection joke, but I remember one time way back in MS that we had the same joke, but with a rising table. Man, that sure 'lifted' our spirits while sitting at the hall waiting for our exam papers.
I'm rambling again. Damn. Well, anyway it's about some ghost called a Pop that inhabits people's bodies and then goes off on a rampage at the guys' college, devouring the victim's livers. There's where the funny bit comes.
Well, ok, I stayed on for the spectafuckingularly hot chick.
The cast of characters rocks too. Obviously, the ghost is played by a hot chick whose real name escapes me, but her character is called Ger in it (above picture, the fourth one from the left). Danai Smuthkochorn as Com (second one from the left), Angela Grant as Fah (she's cute too, the one in the middle). Some dude with dreadlocks. A buff transvestite, named Bella. Hahahah sorry belly babes. Some other supporting characters. But damn. Are they funny. Let's put it this way. It's possibly funnier than Scary Movie, but it sure as damn hell is funnier than I Still Know What You Did Last Friday the 13th.
Some memorable moments.
- Penile induced wood branch lifting.
- One of the guys got angry at them looking at the bathing chick, which proceeds to jump up and smash down on the branch.
- Him getting mercilessly beaten for doing that.
- Picnic table erection incident.
- The ghost with bedsheet as a cover, dances, and seeing her silhouette. Drool.
- The ghost using a magnifying glass looking at the dude's penis. (The were about to have homosapiens - ectoplasmic sex. Don't ask why.)
- The ghost going into a lift full of guys, then when the door re opens, all the guys are in a pile on the lift floor, dead.
- Breast size jokes, which is horrendously mean. Really. It is.
- Doraemon underwear.
- Blood flowing outta noses when looking at the hot ghost.
- The part where the guy dropped the fork to look up the skirt of the ghost, found that the waiter already beat him to it.
- The transvestite whining after being told to use the men's bathroom, "Now I have to pee standing up again!"
- One of the girls that, so characteristic of a scary movie, fell, and then took a minute to impart wisdom on her boyfriend. Brush your teeth. Floss. Eat vegetables. Then she got up and ran away anyway.
- The weapon to fight the ghost is a condom balloon.
- The guy told the girl to take out the condom (weapon) as the ghost was nearing them. Then she sheepishly said, "Not nowwwwww..." or something to that effect.
- The tool to look for the ghost is a camcorder. Which is also an X-Ray capable camera.
- The transvestite drooling when using it to look at guys dancing.
- Stuttering air vent cleaner. Don't ask.
- One step to completely banish the ghost was to connect electrodes to the nipples. Again, don't ask.
Ok if any of you guys can read Thai, I wanna know where to get this movie. I know it's somewhere in the depths of Komunis. I prefer to get a DVD version of this.
Some more links to aid you to understand what I just rambled on and on about, and to hopefully also look out for this movie:
http://slasherpool.starbase.se/htm/reviews/bodyjumper.htm
http://www.nixflix.com/reviews/bodyjumper.htm
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/BodyJumper-1120822/preview.php
http://dvds.shoppingsavvy.com/556-Body-Jumper-DVD.html
http://www.hkflix.com/xq/asp/filmID.2728/qx/details.htm
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This post is titled Today was a weird day... by author SoulJah.
Had to go to school today... Had to take a test I didn't come for when I had that check up on my ear. Then we planned, me and Soly, to go to JTB to complain about the shitty broadband thing. Well was bored that I didn't have anything to do on a Saturday at ITB, but then shit starts to get weird.
Well I wouldn't wanna post the details here, just the people at the concourse area was pretty stunned by what had happened in front of their eyes. I was really steaming then because I hate that shit when it happens. The main reason why I hate those kinds of people in the first place. Yes, even more so my hate of Filipinos.
Then, we went to JTB as planned. As I was wearing my overalls with the white text SoulJah on black background sewn on my brown overalls with a confederate flag pasted on my left pocket with cut away sleeve, I looked like some redneck ready to bomb the place. Anyway we had a talk and the guy said the problem is not at their section, and promised us that the trial people won't be billed for the last few months, what with the connection problems and all. So I guess I'm using this thing for around 4 months for free now. I just hope that the guy is telling the fucking truth, and if the counter asks for the payment, I'm gonna make it my point that the guy said we are not billed for the past few months.
Play by play commentary? Ok. We asked the counter where we could complain about Espeed 2 thing and she pointed us to that seating area beside the bill payment area. We waited for a bit and this bitch asked in some annoying tone, "Siapa yang komplen pasal Espeed 2 ani?" or "Who's the one that wants to complain about the Espeed 2 service?", I turned and I said, "Me." and I swear she shrivelled down and made her voice softer.
Then after some brief formality, asking our numbers and stuff, she went to look for a technician that's able to answer our questions, then she slowly drifts away in fear. Hahahahah! That was helluva funny.
So during our chat with the technician, it's revealed to us that the service won't be billed to us because it still is apparently in trial. So we drove the point home and get his assurance that we won't be billed and that we can look for him if our bill spontaneously be billed with the shitty service. Then we exchanged phone numbers so as to get the people in charge in Salar to phone us back, which those morons never fucking did. Hell I even asked that tech guy to confirm that we would be contacted this afternoon, which he curiously avoided to submit to.
And during that time, I looked around the room (there were other people there too, obviously registering for the same service as ours) so I made sure that our whole conversation can be heard, that our service is fucked up somewhere, my email account is never re activated and shit. Ahahahahahah I swear I can see the nervousness in their faces. Muahahahahahah I am evil.
So we finished our business there, and I decided to shout "Espeed 2 sucks!" and then get out of the place. But the stupid thing is the door I was about to get out of was locked. So I sheepishly went to the other door. Ahahahahahahahah! SoulJah knows no shame. I made sure my name on the back of my overalls was clearly seen by everyone at that place. I love Saturdays. Lots of people at the billing section. Lots of people hearing my complaints = my mission objective is complete.
WATCH OUT JTB! THE BROADBAND IS STILL NOT ON AND YOUR PEOPLE HAVE NOT CALLED ME! I'M GONNA COME AND RUIN YOUR DAY AGAIN!
Well I wouldn't wanna post the details here, just the people at the concourse area was pretty stunned by what had happened in front of their eyes. I was really steaming then because I hate that shit when it happens. The main reason why I hate those kinds of people in the first place. Yes, even more so my hate of Filipinos.
Then, we went to JTB as planned. As I was wearing my overalls with the white text SoulJah on black background sewn on my brown overalls with a confederate flag pasted on my left pocket with cut away sleeve, I looked like some redneck ready to bomb the place. Anyway we had a talk and the guy said the problem is not at their section, and promised us that the trial people won't be billed for the last few months, what with the connection problems and all. So I guess I'm using this thing for around 4 months for free now. I just hope that the guy is telling the fucking truth, and if the counter asks for the payment, I'm gonna make it my point that the guy said we are not billed for the past few months.
Play by play commentary? Ok. We asked the counter where we could complain about Espeed 2 thing and she pointed us to that seating area beside the bill payment area. We waited for a bit and this bitch asked in some annoying tone, "Siapa yang komplen pasal Espeed 2 ani?" or "Who's the one that wants to complain about the Espeed 2 service?", I turned and I said, "Me." and I swear she shrivelled down and made her voice softer.
Then after some brief formality, asking our numbers and stuff, she went to look for a technician that's able to answer our questions, then she slowly drifts away in fear. Hahahahah! That was helluva funny.
So during our chat with the technician, it's revealed to us that the service won't be billed to us because it still is apparently in trial. So we drove the point home and get his assurance that we won't be billed and that we can look for him if our bill spontaneously be billed with the shitty service. Then we exchanged phone numbers so as to get the people in charge in Salar to phone us back, which those morons never fucking did. Hell I even asked that tech guy to confirm that we would be contacted this afternoon, which he curiously avoided to submit to.
And during that time, I looked around the room (there were other people there too, obviously registering for the same service as ours) so I made sure that our whole conversation can be heard, that our service is fucked up somewhere, my email account is never re activated and shit. Ahahahahahah I swear I can see the nervousness in their faces. Muahahahahahah I am evil.
So we finished our business there, and I decided to shout "Espeed 2 sucks!" and then get out of the place. But the stupid thing is the door I was about to get out of was locked. So I sheepishly went to the other door. Ahahahahahahahah! SoulJah knows no shame. I made sure my name on the back of my overalls was clearly seen by everyone at that place. I love Saturdays. Lots of people at the billing section. Lots of people hearing my complaints = my mission objective is complete.
WATCH OUT JTB! THE BROADBAND IS STILL NOT ON AND YOUR PEOPLE HAVE NOT CALLED ME! I'M GONNA COME AND RUIN YOUR DAY AGAIN!
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